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The perfect man

It's the age-old question to which most women (and men) have a lot of different answers. Some like them tall, dark, rugged, long hair, short hair, beards, no beards, athletes, business men, rockstars ...etc.

It's the age-old question to which most women (and men) have a lot of different answers. Some like them tall, dark, rugged, long hair, short hair, beards, no beards, athletes, business men, rockstars ...etc. Some like them tough, some like them sensitive, some wish they would cook more, some wish they would clean more. You get the idea.


I think it's more of an each to their own kind of thing. Your idea of a perfect man is different than mine, until now. I found him, and there are several more out there like him. With the click of a button you can get one of your own. The only requirement is that you have to order online (Perhaps that is why past generations couldn't locate this infamous "perfect man". They didn't have the technology! ) I discovered him over the holiday season and my husband was there for my 'ah ha' moment.


We were at a local business for a Christmas lunch when the Purolator man showed up . He had already stopped at our place, and we weren't home, so when he noticed that we were not  there, he mentioned that he had a parcel in the truck for me that he hadn't been able to drop off. I don't know about you but I am like a kid in the candy store when a purchase arrives. So, he brought in the parcel for me. Now remember one thing , when you receive the parcel by Purolator, you have already previously paid for it, which in turn means it almost feels like it's free. (Amazing how my mind works.)


Seems like this man in a uniform is randomly showing up with a gift for you! So this is where the conversation went that day…between all the couples around the table. I decided the Purolator delivery man is really the perfect man. I mean, he shows up in uniform, like all the best men do and brings you parcels. Not only does he bring you these parcels right to your door, he seems genuinely happy to have you open the door (messy hair and pajamas or not) because that means he does not have to stop here again. This man in uniform, is quite aware that you have made an online purchase. Not only does he not care that now you purchased yet another product online (and spent all the money on your credit card you just paid off), he genuinely likes the idea because that means job security for him.


Not only that, this man actually saves you on fuel money. No more trips to the city (which my husband figures cost an arm and leg these days for fuel. (Not sure what limbs are going for these days). So it's a win for me and a win for my husband!


In the end, the Purolator man shows up happy as can be, drops off parcels throughout the year (way better than Santa) and doesn't discourage your shopping addiction. Sounds to me like The Perfect Man!

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