A man held up a bank … shoving a note at the teller that said, “hand over all your cash.”
The teller promptly shoved one back that said, “straighten your tie stupid, we’re on camera.”
Bridge winners this past week were:
First - Bernie Collins
Second – Carrie Leptich
Third – Joan DeRosier.
The cribbage winners were:
First – Willene Kerr
Second – Gordon Loustel
Third – Sam Weinrauch
The shuffleboard winners were Clarence Morgan and Rose Weinrauch while Mary Morgan came in second.
The husband died and the wife didn’t know how much money he had left her. She knew he had a lot saved, but she had never known the amount.
She didn’t have much money of her own, but spent most of it on a beautiful tombstone for him with the words, “Rest in Peace” engraved on it.
Later, the husband’s will was read and she found he had left her very little, but left most of it to his secretary.
The wife was furious. She called the tombstone company and asked them to change the inscription.
They told her it would cost a lot of money since they would have to make a complete new one.
“But,” the salesman suggested, “we could add some words to the existing message.”
“That’s fine,” the widow said. “To the words ‘rest in peace’ just add, ‘until I get there.’”
