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Sarcasm, in all its forms, springs eternal

Sarcasm, in all its forms, springs eternal

After extensive scientific research and general trivial frustration incurred on a daily basis, I would like to report and see if there may be any possible diplomatic or academic solution to cure the onslaught of new linguistic dialogue we now face.

Water main break

Due to the department of public works and engineering repairing a water main break the 1600 block of 102nd Street is closed today until further notice.
KRONER:

KRONER:

KRONER: It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of Dorothy Kroner, late of Battleford, on June 2, 2011 at the age of 89 years.
Learn to give not take in your marriage

Learn to give not take in your marriage

I recently attended a wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony, filled with loving family and friends. I usually just enjoy going to weddings, but this time I analyzed the words during the ceremony.
Twins and Brewers win big

Twins and Brewers win big

There were just two games on the North Saskatchewan River Baseball League schedule Tuesday night, but neither game was close. The Lloydminster Meridian Twins improved to 4-0-1 with an 11-0 win over the Unity Midgets in Unity.

Board approves primary health report

A report regarding a review of primary health care in Lloydminster was accepted by members of the Prairie North Regional Health Authority board at a regular meeting April 27.
Duperron gets life sentence

Duperron gets life sentence

The man charged in the stabbing of a woman at a downtown ATM last year will serve a life sentence in a federal penitentiary. Michael John Duperron, 30, appeared in provincial court Monday.
Significantly great

Significantly great

I've been mulling over the difference between greatness and significance. According to my dictionary the meanings are pretty much the same; according to my musings, the distinction is more about size than importance. Let me explain.
Reiter touts government achievements

Reiter touts government achievements

Saskatchewan's minister of highways was in the Battlefords Friday to help raise the profile of local provincial election candidates.

Beavers take a bite out of Flyers for first win

The North Battleford Beavers started the season 0-3 and Monday night they were looking for their first win of the season, as they took on the Mervin Flyers. The Flyers entered the game with a 3-2 record, but lost 16-9 to the Beavers.